I need a cigarette and I can’t go out and get any because I’d wake my mother. Yay.

I feel fucking weird.. Like really fucking strange. Everyone seems different, like I’m trippin’ balls or something. What is going on? I occasionally get these delusional experiences where I stand back and watch everything in a distorted blur, whooshing around me, whooshing through me. How crazy do I sound? Completely fucking nuts.

I think my boyfriend is starting to hate me.

3:22am I’m a bitch. I need to pee and I’m sitting on the kitchen floor freezing my ass off. Why? Nfi. I have a therapy appointment today at 2:30.. /palmface.

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Submitted by: Constance

That’s a tad bit fail.