The happy little cupcake monster. =3

zombienice: Plants vs. Zombies Squash Plush PVZ

Tue, 17 May 2011 16:26:14 +1000

zombienice:

Plants vs. Zombies Squash Plush

PVZ

So wonderful.

Tue, 17 May 2011 16:23:22 +1000

So wonderful.

;)

Fri, 06 May 2011 01:46:06 +1000

;)

5am.

Wed, 04 May 2011 05:11:37 +1000

I need a cigarette and I can’t go out and get any because I’d wake my mother. Yay.

I feel fucking weird.. Like really fucking strange. Everyone seems different, like I’m trippin’ balls or something. What is going on? I occasionally get these delusional experiences where I stand back and watch everything in a distorted blur, whooshing around me, whooshing through me. How crazy do I sound? Completely fucking nuts.

I think my boyfriend is starting to hate me.

CRAP.

Wed, 04 May 2011 03:24:05 +1000

3:22am I’m a bitch. I need to pee and I’m sitting on the kitchen floor freezing my ass off. Why? Nfi. I have a therapy appointment today at 2:30.. /palmface.

LOL. Wand fight… >.>

Wed, 04 May 2011 01:09:23 +1000

LOL. Wand fight… >.>

WTF: Win a fake phone

Wed, 04 May 2011 01:00:41 +1000

epicwtfs:

Submitted by: Constance

That’s a tad bit fail.

I’m just a sweet transvestite… ;D <3

Wed, 04 May 2011 00:11:26 +1000

I’m just a sweet transvestite… ;D <3

fakesmilesandcutwrists: jessikahmorgan: dream date maybe a...

Tue, 03 May 2011 06:08:24 +1000

fakesmilesandcutwrists:

jessikahmorgan:

dream date

maybe a dream date, but i’d choose a better movie, not some random green car :D

This is so much cool.

This.

Tue, 03 May 2011 06:06:02 +1000

This.

zombienice: Submitted by:...

Tue, 03 May 2011 06:03:39 +1000

zombienice:

Submitted by: http://prostitutehunter.tumblr.com

I want this shirt, now.

Almost sunrise.

Tue, 03 May 2011 05:48:35 +1000

It’s now 5:35am and I’m laying here in bed trying to erase the images of the YouTube video I just watched. Bible bashers really fucking disturb me. You have no idea.
I need to pee but I would really appreciate it if my bottom half would kindly just detach itself from the rest of me and take itself. -___-“
I’m currently thinking quite a bit and I’m not sure if that is particularly a good thing or not. I’ve been thinking how much I miss my grandpa, how much I miss the life he once gave me the experience of having, how I’m going to be able to teach my boyfriend how to ride a horse.. I’ve only ever learnt how to ride on one horse and that horse is now retired.. I can’t just put him on a horse I don’t know, I wouldn’t be comfortable doing that nor would it be a very good idea.. I promise him, though, I will teach him one day. All these damn western movies are making me miss that sort of life, though.. The city can be so overrated and polluted with all sorts of rubbish, and I’m nit just talking the people. Ah well.
Goulburn on Friday with my precious.

eyeshadowqueen: omgg I just want to go shoot myself now,...

Tue, 03 May 2011 05:29:25 +1000

eyeshadowqueen:

omgg

I just want to go shoot myself now, after I have sex with Lady Gaga. You killed me a little, you bible bashing fuckwit.

Photo

Tue, 03 May 2011 05:19:08 +1000

This has got to be one of my most loved pieces of ethereal...

Mon, 02 May 2011 20:28:00 +1000

This has got to be one of my most loved pieces of ethereal photography. Personally, I am a water fan, I love the water, so I look at this and feel instant relaxation and soothing. Beautiful.

**This is not my photography, I found this on google.

Oh you..

Mon, 02 May 2011 19:52:57 +1000

It frustrates that I can never express the right way I feel about you.

It frustrates me when I get off the phone with you or something likewise and I think back on the conversation and wonder whether I was too harsh when I said “it’s okay” when you apologized. Just know that deep down I felt thy apology and my god am I grateful.

Sometimes I feel like such a horrible person, if I’m angry or upset.. I express myself and immediately palmface.

I never want to sound or be mean to you, harsh or bitchy. It’s not the sort of person I want to be with you. You’ve given me so much, you’ve given me happiness but I’m not perfect and I do lose my cool, get jealous and feel depressed.

I never have and never would intentionally do it to hurt you or make you angry.

You say you feel loved, well I’m over the cow jumping over the moon when I hear that.. I only try to make you feel more loved and more happy.

Dave, I just want you to feel good, not depressed or angry or lost or scared or hopeless..

You’re one of the biggest parts of my optimism. Where would I be without you?

My love.. So warm.

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 13:02:55 +1000

My love.. So warm.

typicalaussie: /wrist

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 12:56:30 +1000

typicalaussie:

/wrist

@Dave Dennington. <3

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 02:31:33 +1000

@Dave Dennington. <3

Deserted Island full of Paradise.

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 01:14:10 +1000

I don’t want to go home. I want to stay, and that is the problem. Every time I go to leave this place of heaven and comfort I panic and end up going back to my comfort zone.

I have not yet found the right way to explain in proper, appropriate detail what the fuck it is I’m on about, I probably will never find this detail. Maybe it’s not meant to be explained, but only locked up inside of me? Maybe I’m supposed to be scared of my outdoor surroundings? It couldn’t possibly be a good thing, right?

Well, I don’t think so. I think it’s a really bad thing. I just feel that this is going to be like learning how to walking again. Learning there is nothing to be afraid of..

How did I get here?